what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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