Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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your social life.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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