- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

The Labour Party.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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