- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Stop procrastinating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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