- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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