Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Shea's sty....

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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