a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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You have friends

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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good one jess !!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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