How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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