- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Stop procrastinating.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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