What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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