- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's blue? The sky.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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