- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Poop...

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

are you gay does your mom know

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Robin, Get in the Car

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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