- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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