- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats white? A fridge

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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