How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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This is a joke.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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