- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

i just pooped that is all!

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