- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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