What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Whats green? The color green.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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