- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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