- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

boobs!

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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