- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Your mom

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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