- Anti Joke

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.