- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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