- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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