- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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