- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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