- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

69

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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