- Anti Joke

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.