- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the man die? he was shot

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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