- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

no really what are ur names?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.