I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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angelosnyder is not gay

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My love life

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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