- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What does water smell like? water.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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