What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

People...

the holocaust

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I work at jcpenny

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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