whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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I agree

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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