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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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