When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

human centipede

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Guess who is violent. Osama

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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