- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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