- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

what's white and sticky semen

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

say cheese

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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