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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

bologna

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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