- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Woman rights.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

You're tall.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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