- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Woman rights.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You're tall.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

no really what are ur names?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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