- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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