My love life

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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