- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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