Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Anti Joke

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