A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's blue? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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