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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Urban ghettos

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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