- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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