Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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