a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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bryden is a faggot

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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all jokes aside...

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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