Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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