- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

your mother

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Latvia isn't a joke

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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