How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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