What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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well use a tissue!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Anti Joke

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