- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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