- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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