- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

all jokes aside...

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

what tall and looks like a jew?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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