Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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