- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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