A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

penis haha

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

I? Everett

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

banana

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

God. God.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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