That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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