- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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