why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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