- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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