- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's 9+10? 19.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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