- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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