Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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hey, my names mark.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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