- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Please? No.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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