- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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