- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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