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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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