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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A sober Irish individual.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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