- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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