- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You know whats funny? Women's rights

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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