- Anti Joke

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Woman rights.