- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

THE GAME.

Ebola

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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