What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Tilt your screen back

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Bark I'm a tree

have safe sex

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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