Knock, Knock. Come in!

where do some birds live in? Earth

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Ebola

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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