why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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My love life

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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