- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What's the difference between a lamp?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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