What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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