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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

hey John will you make some copies

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

hey, my names mark.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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