Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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