Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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KONY 2012

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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