- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Poop!!

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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