- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.