Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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